Dick potato 

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

Dick potato by Codking43 July 14, 2016

Dick potato 

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

Dick potato by Landapotato July 13, 2021

Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

Potato Dick by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

Potato Dick

A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.

Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.

*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.

Potato Dick by chronowarp January 10, 2014

Potato Dick

A potato dick usually means something really small and deformed

"bro look at that balloon, it looks like a potato dick"

Potato Dick by A Holy Crusader March 29, 2022

Sweet Potato Dick Casserole 

When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.

If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!

Sweet Potato Dick Casserole by Clitney October 16, 2018

potato dick

An expression used to describe an un-circumsized penis.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Cory!
Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.

potato dick by Bretzky November 7, 2008