1 definition by Sean Stevens

Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens October 22, 2007