Dick Dodger 

A girl who always tries to avoid having sex by making up silly excuses Or a girl who won't let you go past 2nd or 3rd base...

"So how did it go with Stacey dude?"

"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"

Dick Dodger by JumatiK August 19, 2011

Dick dodger 

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

Dick dodger by 333bam September 14, 2024

Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

Dick Dodge by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

Dick Dodgers

the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people

Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her

Dick Dodgers by Double D February 11, 2004

dodge dick 

A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole

Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me

dodge dick by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019

Dodge dick december 

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

Dodge dick december by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

dinkdodger 

A chick that is one step above a cocktease.

Unlike The cocktease, who won't put out and never gets naked, but flirts and teases to lead you on, the dinkdodger will go all the way , clothes off and even gets in bed, but as soon as it's go time, She does everything she can think of to avoid your dink. hence the name dinkdodger.

"Dude, I got blueballs from Roxy Harlott again! Every time I went to put it in something came up. First she had to pee, then her purse was in the way and I got tangled in the straps, then her best friend called with an emergency and she had to talk to her for 20 min and I got soft. Then we fooled around I was ready, but when I finally touched her with the tip, she remembered her grandma's visiting hours were almost over and needed a ride to the hospital! At least she gave me head on the way, sux that we were at the hospital before she finished!'

"Dude, she's a straight up dinkdodger"!

dinkdodger by Roxy Perverta Harlott January 13, 2020