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dinkdodger 

A chick that is one step above a cocktease.

Unlike The cocktease, who won't put out and never gets naked, but flirts and teases to lead you on, the dinkdodger will go all the way , clothes off and even gets in bed, but as soon as it's go time, She does everything she can think of to avoid your dink. hence the name dinkdodger.
"Dude, I got blueballs from Roxy Harlott again! Every time I went to put it in something came up. First she had to pee, then her purse was in the way and I got tangled in the straps, then her best friend called with an emergency and she had to talk to her for 20 min and I got soft. Then we fooled around I was ready, but when I finally touched her with the tip, she remembered her grandma's visiting hours were almost over and needed a ride to the hospital! At least she gave me head on the way, sux that we were at the hospital before she finished!'

"Dude, she's a straight up dinkdodger"!
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dingdongery 

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".
You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.
dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021
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dickdodger

a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....
dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*
dickdodger by the legend of chong January 15, 2010

Dingdonger 

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!
Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

Dinkdonker 

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.
“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”
Dinkdonker by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026