Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.

Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.

Dick cheeks by Nutsakula July 15, 2006

Dick Cheers

When a group of 2 or more males touch genitals in a cheerful and joyous manner to show glee

Sam: 'that girl looks cute as fuck! We should whip our dicks out and rub them together to show our appreciation'
Brodie: "You're right sammy, let's get a 3-way dick cheers going!"
Luke: 'i'm in boys'

Dick Cheers by Thebear December 31, 2016

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013

dickcheeseaholic 

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.

I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.

dickcheeseaholic by beauner November 29, 2004

dickcheese 

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

dickcheese by - August 4, 2002

Dickcheese 

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.

Dickcheese by Colonel666 January 26, 2017

dickcheeseburger

1) An excessively amorous man of the bisexual-styled sexuality.
2) A sugar uncle
3) A sugar cane
3) Sugar lumpkins
4) A Russian girl who will remain nameless and will instead be dubbed "dickcheeseburger"
5) Please send help
6) They're trying to kill me
7) Help

"You are the biggest dickcheeseburger ever."
"Let's go to the park and have fun."

dickcheeseburger by Brent K July 3, 2006