Dick Whistled

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.

Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.

by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men

We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there

by odlid December 31, 2007

Dick whistle

Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.

That sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that dick whistle to a b flat

by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011

Dick Whistle

A male or female preferably a male who blows on dicks as if it were a whistle. It is commonly used to make fun of others by saying they blow dicks.

Dude your a Dick Whistle.

by Delusional State January 10, 2009

dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.

Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.

by Hadnuts December 17, 2007

Dick Whistle

A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.

Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.

Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.

by TheManColin November 6, 2009

dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016