2 definitions by Hadnuts

channel cat

1. The act of or being a woman that is a dirty whore. The kind that is always feeding off the bottom of the barrell or will have sex with anything.

2. A woman that is like a channel in the water everybody has to go through it to get to port.

3. A woman that will go to any depths of the river to get dick; a bottom feeder

That chick Jaz is a straight up channel cat.

Look at that channel cat over there bottom feeding.

by Hadnuts August 28, 2007

dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.

Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.

by Hadnuts November 18, 2007