Dick Levee 

A dick levee is a line of pillows placed between two males while sleeping in same bed

Damn son, you need to throw up a dick levee or else ponchoboy will grind your hindquarters

Dick Levee by Archangelmbc October 18, 2016

dick level 

Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.

"Hey Moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?"
Moe: "Dick level, dude, dick level"

dick level by curranimal January 5, 2009

Dick on the glass level 

When you’re so comfortable with someone that anything is fair game to talk about or act

Well I told you about my ass cheeks because we’re on that dick on the glass level

Dick on the glass level by Elizabeth1008 June 10, 2023

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

Dicklever by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010

dickleweed 

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

dickleweed by samedifference October 5, 2018