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dick juggler 

A woman that sleeps with and dates lots of men at once. Usually has a boyfriend yet sleeps around with other men as well. A woman that relies upon nefarious means to string along the men she sleeps with. AKA A Dick Juggler.
That woman Samantha has like 5 boyfriends.She is a champion Dick juggler.
dick juggler by Jimminey Cricket April 11, 2017

dick juggler 

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.
Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.
dick juggler by female wolf December 27, 2011

Dick jigglers 

When a man wears light colored sweatpants without underwear his dick can easily be seen moving when he walks or jogs.
“Oh lord, check out that guy wearing those dick jigglers for his morning jog….He wants attention”
Dick jigglers by GigiMe83 April 6, 2022

dick joggler

playing with your dick without the intention of wanking
"wtf man, you wanking"
"nah man, just dick joggling"
"fucking dick joggler's man"
dick joggler by NedFlanderzzzz April 15, 2015

dick juggler 

when someone (male) has nothing better to do than sit in his room and juggle his junk (not to jack off).
dude gilberto is such a dick juggler
dick juggler by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010

Dick juggler 

Dj loves the cock he's a real dick juggler
Dick juggler by 216 wp May 17, 2017
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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