porn hog

someone who does not want to share the names of the porn websites they use.

gilberto dont be such a porn hog

by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010

dick juggler

when someone (male) has nothing better to do than sit in his room and juggle his junk (not to jack off).

dude gilberto is such a dick juggler

by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010

bate day

a day you have to yourself when you cant stop jacking off and it seems you have enough sperm to impregnate a whale. it is 24 hour celebration.

where is gilberto" "i think he is having a bate day

by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010