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Used in a student setting: Response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating.
knock knock knock
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!
by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
Get the Frantic Researchmug. A pervert, one who jiggles dicks, Guy Fox, masturbation, frantic research, wang dangler, cockspert (cock expert), or pocket pool.
by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
Get the Dick Jigglermug. 1. This should really go without saying
2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
Get the Turd Whisperermug.