Definitions by thephantomwang
Turd Whisperer
1. This should really go without saying
2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
Turd Whisperer by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
Dick Jiggler
A pervert, one who jiggles dicks, Guy Fox, masturbation, frantic research, wang dangler, cockspert (cock expert), or pocket pool.
Dick Jiggler by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
Frantic Research
Used in a student setting: Response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating.
knock knock knock
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!
Frantic Research by thephantomwang December 1, 2010