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When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.
Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.
fishy dick by Thirdleg_neD April 12, 2017

Dick Fish 

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.
1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.
Dick Fish by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006

dick fish 

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
dick fish by TimHdaman August 27, 2009

Dick fish 

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap
Dick fish by Shogun123 October 2, 2015

Dick Fish 

A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.
That bitch is such a dick fish!

Dude stop being such a dick fish.

I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.
Dick Fish by meekosis March 2, 2011

Dick Fish 

Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner
Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-
Dick Fish by Toast_Unknown April 14, 2024