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A worldly man. A spiritual man. A man of many talents. A renaissance man. A man of the 21st century. A man you wouldn't want to mess with. A man who has been touched by the finger of god. A lover not a fighter but if he must defend his woman, he will take on all bitchasses.
Get out the way motherfucker, here comes Lanny.

Dude, move away from his shadow. You're in his way.
by Stu d'muffin July 18, 2014
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The act of treading in dog excrement and then walking it into a friends motor vehicle.
Oh no, hes done a lanny!
by ssapoohwanac April 27, 2010
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A girl who is not not cute or hot ,but she think she is.
Has an ugly body and like to fuck.
A whore.
A Slut.
Guy 1: Dude that girl you went out with last night is such a lanny,
Guy 2: I know dude I just needed to fuck something.
by checkurbal November 26, 2009
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1) A French Canadian porn actress (Lanny Barby)

2) A brilliant tattoo which has been skillfully carried out to cover a previous, bad tattoo which one now regrets. Very common in rural areas of Germany.
"Since I got my lanny I'm OK to wear a bikini again"
by JJellybean April 04, 2010
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A cute, funny boy with a great sense of humour. He is quite perceptive and can tell when you like him. He's a great friend to be around, but he can make you feel terrible at times. He can also hide his true feelings from you. He is usually pretty tall, dirty blonde hair with the most vibrant brown eyes you will ever see. His smile will bring your bad day to a close and open it to a splendid day. This man is rare and when he loves you hold on to him. When you first look into his eyes you will be thrown into a world of hard work, because once you fall for him, you feel as though you need to work for him. He is an amazing guy that I would not pass up the chance to date.
Girl One: Do you see that guy? He's kind of cute...
Girl Two: Oh him? He's Lanny. Every girl falls for him.
Girl One: Oh. Then I guess I will have to work hard for him huh....
by AmazingTurtle June 28, 2015
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A gigolo. A manchild who marries dowdy old lesbian women to support his artistic ass. The male cliche of an artist.
Don't cry Sara, even if you gave up your entire life to take care of such a Lanny, it's not too late to get a sexuality and become an artist in your own right.
by notabitchthebitch July 04, 2011
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An actual fake ass bitch. Hoe ass. Into white dudes because she's racist and doesn't talk to black people because she thinks they talk/smell weird.
Don't be a Lanny.
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by pika pika bitch June 27, 2018
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