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Dick’s Sporting Goods 

1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.

2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
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dick's sporting goods 

A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!
Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?

Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!

Dick's Sporting Goods 

The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.
Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.

dick's sporting goods 

sex toys
dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

Dicks Sporting Goods

They sell dicks at cheap prices.
AY lets get some of that Dicks sporting goods

dicks sporting goods

A store that sells sporting goods.
I went to dicks sporting goods to buy a baseball.

Dick sporting goods 

When you to sexy for your mirror so you take your relationship to the next level. THAt DICK SpoRTINg GOOD ahahahahha
Yo dick sporting goods what is gold
Dick sporting goods by Shavahn104 December 11, 2018
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