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Vibrators 

Like a condom, except you shove it up your ass and it vibrates.
Man, how many vibrators did you shove in there?
Vibrators by Z0lp4 August 8, 2017

De-vibrators 

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store
"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend
De-vibrators by El domarino July 4, 2014

Rabbit Vibrators 

Multi-functional vibrators, designed with a "clit stimulating" Y-shaped top (hence the rabbit reference.) Other functions include a rotary-style pearl stem with additional anal stimulator.
"Dammit Dane! You have to buy me the Rabbit... It's Samantha's favorite toy on 'Sex & The City'."
Rabbit Vibrators by Thelma M.-C. January 30, 2004

Rabbit Vibrators 

bucket of bunnies on various appliances
bucket of rabbits on washing machine

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cool vibrations 

When you see a red Honda Civic SiR-II then you hear this.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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