4 definition by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes

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A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.
Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

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The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.
Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.
by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes August 27, 2017

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You fuck with this bitch and you'll be icing your ass for a week.
Mammy: "Have you seen Nick's Instagram yet?"
Random Bitch: "Yeah, you're friend's really into Hentai!"
by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes August 27, 2017

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Yo dat mammy bitch was spic- Like Dorritos Dynamite meets the this is fine meme.
You ever try Pepsi Fire cuz' it is spicy!
by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes August 27, 2017

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