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A dictator that also runs a dictionary
The Troit: Putin could be a dicitor
Me: What the fuck are you saying im calling an ambulance.
Dicitor by Teodor Lars January 27, 2022
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Dictoria 

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
Dictoria by Guife23 March 17, 2013
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Dicktoris 

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick
Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.
Dicktoris by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dictor scale 

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
dictor scale by brentionary September 6, 2013

Dichtorscale 

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface
That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale
Dichtorscale by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

dicktorias secret 

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

dicktorus 

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.
Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus
dicktorus by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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