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Dictoria 

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
Dictoria by Guife23 March 17, 2013
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Dicktoris 

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick
Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.
Dicktoris by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dictor scale 

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
dictor scale by brentionary September 6, 2013

Dichtorscale 

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface
That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale
Dichtorscale by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

dicktorias secret 

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

dicktorus 

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.
Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus
dicktorus by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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