dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

dictopus

A large phallic shaped object or character with eight arms that are also phallic in appearance. This is most commonly seen resembling an octopus with it's head and tentacles replaced by penises. This was originally created by Christopher Phillips

Wow, that is quite an impressive dictopus drawing you have there.

by Syscon May 24, 2017

Dicktoris

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick

Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.

by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dickoris

cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser

mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise

by bannana March 25, 2004

Dichtorscale

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface

That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.

Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again

by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021

Dicktures

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014