Dictor

This is a Doctor that is a complete fucking dick to everyone, nurses, patients, family.

Bob is so incompetent, he left the sponge in that bastard and he died, then yelled at me. He is such a fucking dictor.

I hate going to the dictor. He talks above me. He is a dick.

by Funeral Man March 24, 2009

dictor

a person who enjoys being sexually assulted

Christopher and Nicholis and Thomas truly were dictors. but we like them better that way.

by bekathilijathe March 6, 2005

Dictor

Big dick. Sleep paralysis. Goat dad. Will steal your wife. Fortune cookie at its best.

Damn Dictor is one hot bitch.

by AnalPancho November 27, 2019

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

by brentionary September 6, 2013

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018