Dictor

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This is a Doctor that is a complete fucking dick to everyone, nurses, patients, family.

Bob is so incompetent, he left the sponge in that bastard and he died, then yelled at me. He is such a fucking dictor.

I hate going to the dictor. He talks above me. He is a dick.

Dictor by Funeral Man March 24, 2009

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dictor

a person who enjoys being sexually assulted

Christopher and Nicholis and Thomas truly were dictors. but we like them better that way.

dictor by bekathilijathe March 6, 2005

Related Words

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Dictor

Big dick. Sleep paralysis. Goat dad. Will steal your wife. Fortune cookie at its best.

Damn Dictor is one hot bitch.

Dictor by AnalPancho November 27, 2019

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.

Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"

dictor scale by brentionary September 6, 2013

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

ship's doctor syndrome by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

like a doctor by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

Doctor Windbag by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026