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Dicktoris 

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick
Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.
Dicktoris by apaulyon April 2, 2010
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Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014
cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser
mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise
dickoris by bannana March 25, 2004

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.
"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"
Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

dickorized 

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized
He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!
dickorized by Elie820 September 21, 2006
When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.
Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.
Dicknosis by ffj_ August 24, 2016

Dichtorscale 

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface
That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale
Dichtorscale by Molly Stong January 9, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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