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Dictorial 

When a person is not in charge, but acts like they are.
Gary sure was acting dictorial today. Does he think he's running this place?
Dictorial by Popo4242 December 21, 2018

Dictorial 

A person or state in charge of a big group
john: I make teachers like me

Ben: I’m not changing my personality for a dictorial teacher
Dictorial by Jaejae501 April 23, 2021

micro-dictorial 

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
micro-dictorial by Snitas March 11, 2021

Dictoria 

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria
Dictoria by Guife23 March 17, 2013
What happens when a smartass noob defines a word on urban dictionary,trying to be sarcastic but makes a fool of himself as he fails on his spelling.
Guy: a guy defined 3G on ud as soon to be obsolute!
Guy 2: you mean obsolete?
Guy : Yeah.
Guy 2:Dictofail...
DictoFail by RonDaOne March 17, 2011

dicktorias secret 

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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