Dicebat 

A happy wiener.

What in the hell is a Dicebat?

You have a Dicebat.

Dicebat by dicebat April 6, 2022

Diceball

A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).

Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!

Diceball by Pete616 November 7, 2010

Dicebang 

1. To bang with your balls

2. To bang in any sort of sense, situation, or manner

By the end of the year, I hope to dicebang every skank on the block.

Dicebang by The swamp dolphin December 17, 2015

urban dictbate

When a definition posted on urban dictionary tackles a serious issue, and gives it a legitimate definition, thereby taking it too seriously. People post counterdefinitons, thinking the first guy was wrong or whatever, and also take things too seriously for a f*CKING FREE ONLINE SLANG DICTIONARY. The cycle perpetuates, creating a debate among definitions.

Dude: I dont think zionism is right. I'm gonna mess with those jews and post a REAL definition of Zionism on UD.
*posts definition*

Zionist/Jewish Reader: Yo! This dude posted a definition for zionism thats totally anti-semitic! I'll show him and post a REAL definition of zionism!

And this goes on and on, creating an urban dictbate

urban dictbate by voiceofsanity'sinsaneinsanity June 4, 2011

Dickbate 

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

Dickbate by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013

Dickbater 

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

Dickbater by EddekCreature September 4, 2016

Dickbater 

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.

"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."

Dickbater by EddekCreature September 3, 2016