texterbate
I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.
texterbate by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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Texterbate
Friend: who are you texting?
You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
Texterbate by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010
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texterbate
When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.
texterbate by really99 May 13, 2014
Dexterbate
Dexterbate by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010
textersation
Man, I was right in the middle of my textersation with T-Bone when my mom told me to take out the garbage!
textersation by Lorenzo Inda Benzo November 7, 2005
texterbator
A person who continuously and chronicly texts, overiding the activity they were involved in with a group of people or friends.
(While engaged in a game of pool)
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!
texterbator by NaTe AmNioTiC January 4, 2009
Texturbation
The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018
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