Definitions by Philologue

vulvophobe 

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance

I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.

vulvophobe by philologue October 5, 2011

vulva vulture 

a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts

That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!

vulva vulture by philologue October 5, 2011

clit crit 

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

clit crit by philologue October 5, 2011

spunktilious 

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

spunktilious by philologue August 26, 2011

Telecropolis 

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

Telecropolis by philologue August 26, 2011

clitophor 

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

clitophor by philologue August 25, 2011

sparm 

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

sparm by philologue August 25, 2011