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desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.
"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

Nexterbation 

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.
"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"
Nexterbation by bb_424 October 26, 2012

texterbation 

I like texterbation with you baby
texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004

DEXTERection 

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"
DEXTERection by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011