dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011

desperbation

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

by ironblueintention April 6, 2006

Nexterbation

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.

"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"

by bb_424 October 26, 2012

texterbation

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

by diana gibson July 19, 2004

DEXTERection

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"

by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011