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Fun detected 

When Blizzard notices players having fun in unintentional ways such as using glitches or items, so they nuke the fuck out of it and leave players in the boring ass game they made.
Friend 1: "Hey can you still fly using Emerald Winds and the Goblin Glider Kit?"

Friend 2: "No, you know Blizzard, fun detected."
Fun detected by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

nuclear launch detected 

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.
1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..
nuclear launch detected by G..... October 9, 2005

Defeated 

I am defeated, im at a loss..
Defeated by king of pain June 30, 2009

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