Dexcom 

A chip/transmitter for diabetic people that implants into their body and measures information like blood sugar and other things. Although I have a suspicion that it makes the person WIFI/ Bluetooth compatible and can connect to the internet.

Me: Hey Jared, is that Dexcom supposed to make you WIFI compatible?

Jared: No! It’s supposed to measure my blood sugar!

Me: Huh, I can’t connect my phone to you. You need to update your software.
Jared: SHUT UP!

Dexcom by therealpetergriffin May 31, 2023

Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

Workers Decompensation by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

decomgoogolation 

where someone becomes frustrated through being inable to use the internet. comes from decombobulation which means "to be frustrated"

"the wireless just froze again, now i cant get my mage up!"
"total decomgoogolation"

decomgoogolation by sam osborne October 18, 2008

Decomplish 

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

Decomplish by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify 

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

decomplexify by splicefox August 21, 2020

decompress 

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

decompress by sordid77 August 1, 2006

decommentamination 

The act of removing comments that people have posted to your blog or facebook status.

After those jerks posted those nasty comments to my blog, I had to go into decommentamination mode on the post.

decommentamination by euphman October 2, 2009