Decomp 

A decomposing body.

"They found a decomp last night at 324 Curtis St."

Decomp by McNulty October 19, 2013

Decomp 

A Decomp is a compound such as fruit & vegetables.
An example would be a Mavecott

John said to Ben ‘what decomp’s are left over ?’

Ben said ‘A mavecott’

Decomp by Derek nightingale September 24, 2019

Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

Workers Decompensation by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

Decopatch

The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..

'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'

Decopatch by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

decomgoogolation 

where someone becomes frustrated through being inable to use the internet. comes from decombobulation which means "to be frustrated"

"the wireless just froze again, now i cant get my mage up!"
"total decomgoogolation"

decomgoogolation by sam osborne October 18, 2008

Decomplish 

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

Decomplish by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify 

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

decomplexify by splicefox August 21, 2020