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Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

Sad Deathnight 

The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.
Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
Sad Deathnight by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

mass debating 

indulging in a mass debate
One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.
mass debating by paul February 8, 2005

Mass Debating 

It means that you are a massive debater
Mom: what is jimmy doing upstairs?
Dad: he is mass debating to his sister.
Mass Debating by BreadTaken October 9, 2020

Deathing 

Also: Deathin, DEATH

Adjective: To cause to die brutally in a video game or similar internet simulation, often by use of rocket launcher, explosives, pump action shotgun, or in the case of Aliens: Colonial Marines, with the acid traps set by Xenomorphs commonly referred to as loogies.

Noun: Exclamation shouted upon brutally or suddenly killing an opponent (or incidentally yourself) through violent means.
Adjective: Sir Locx spent all day deathig colonial marines with the Spitter. (or) I just deathed myself with that stupid helicopter on Grand Theft. (or) Deathin these idiots isn't even fun anymore. (or) Did you just death yourself? (or) Where were you last night? Deathing.

Noun: (Upon being blasted to pieces) DEATH!!!
Deathing by Azanthis June 5, 2013

Deathinary

Someone who has a fascination with death and loves to tell stories and recall news events about people who have narrowly escaped death, are dying, or who have died.
Q: Did you hear anything about the multicar pile-up on the freeway yesterday ?

A: No i didn't, we'll have to ask the Deathinary about it, he will have all the details.
Deathinary by Hawkyguy February 18, 2012