monkeymanta's definitions

Sad Deathnight

The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.

Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!

by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.

by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

woah caps lock

The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.

Person: YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?
Woah caps lock.

by monkeymanta April 13, 2009

Mathsassinator

A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.

"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."

by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

Vpilf

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Woah, look at his Vice President. Now she's a vpilf!

by monkeymanta November 1, 2008

Gimme-Turkey

A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.

0/XX

Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.

by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

Fast Food Fart

When you're eating food from a fast food restaurant and you fart, it has that distinct smell that smells awefully like the inside of the restaurant.

My sister was eating food from McDonald's and she had a fast food fart. It smelled just like the restaurant.

by monkeymanta December 16, 2008