Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!
by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

by monkeymanta April 30, 2009

The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.
by monkeymanta April 13, 2009

by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

When you're eating food from a fast food restaurant and you fart, it has that distinct smell that smells awefully like the inside of the restaurant.
My sister was eating food from McDonald's and she had a fast food fart. It smelled just like the restaurant.
by monkeymanta December 16, 2008

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.
by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.
0/XX
0/XX
by monkeymanta February 23, 2009
