8 definitions by monkeymanta

Sad Deathnight

The complete, polar opposite of saying happy birthday.

Person: Happy birthday!
Guy: Not really, I have terminal cancer and I'm going to die in a few hours.
Person: ...Sad deathnight!

by monkeymanta December 13, 2009

Fast Food Fart

When you're eating food from a fast food restaurant and you fart, it has that distinct smell that smells awefully like the inside of the restaurant.

My sister was eating food from McDonald's and she had a fast food fart. It smelled just like the restaurant.

by monkeymanta November 30, 2008

Paramosh

A mosh pit at a Paramore concert.

Dude, the entire crowd paramoshed at last night's Paramore concert. It was huge.

by monkeymanta May 1, 2009

Mathsassinator

A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.

"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."

by monkeymanta October 20, 2008

Vpilf

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Woah, look at his Vice President. Now she's a vpilf!

by monkeymanta September 18, 2008

Gimme-Turkey

A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.

0/XX

Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.

by monkeymanta February 24, 2009

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.

by monkeymanta December 13, 2009