Deuzing

Deuzing is an effect for those people who's making easy things complicated.

HE'S DEUZING AGAIN BRYAN, make him stop he's making it complicated

Deuzing by Bryianrexjoseuz April 25, 2022

deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

deucing it up by Davester75 October 14, 2013

dezing 

the awkward dance that people do to get around each other when walking in opposite directions

Guy: i was just dezing with some guy for like, three minutes.

Other Guy: did you go left or right?

Guy: I don't remember. I got too pissed off.

dezing by sw33tnsalty December 1, 2010

micro deucing 

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

micro deucing by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

dual deucing 

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

dual deucing by yzmur May 22, 2004

deucing 

The act of shitting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.

You got to be deucing me.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.

deucing by deucerocket November 8, 2010

dezzing out 

dezzing out is when your looking at something but not acknowledging anything at all. Usually wilst high on marijuana.

Did you just see that add on tv? Na dig im dezzing out

dezzing out by Whizardy September 10, 2016