dezing

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the awkward dance that people do to get around each other when walking in opposite directions

Guy: i was just dezing with some guy for like, three minutes.

Other Guy: did you go left or right?

Guy: I don't remember. I got too pissed off.

dezing by sw33tnsalty December 1, 2010

Words you can keep

Tea Dazing

Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.

"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."

Tea Dazing by ilovemunchrooms September 8, 2009

Related Words

dezing • dezinger • Dexing • Deving • Deezing • Delingpole • dazing • deming • deding • deing

yoyo dozing

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.

"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."

yoyo dozing by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010

delingpole

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.

"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."

delingpole by oxford english dick March 11, 2012

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010

dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

dewing the mountain by E J T D August 17, 2011

Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

Delingering by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026