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Deutsch Bag

When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.
Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.
Deutsch Bag by Shareeb4Prez October 28, 2011

deutsch bag

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest
deutsch bag by Westley E November 6, 2007

Deutsche Bag 

Klaus is a total Deutsche Bag...
Deutsche Bag by Smittytricks December 27, 2010

Deutsche-bag 

A person of the German descent, who is acting like the utmost of douches.
Guy 1: Fuck that guy Hans, he's such a douche-bag.

Guy 2: No way man he's German.

Guy 1: Right, Deutsche-bag.

Guy 2: NICE.

Deusch Bag 

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.
Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!
Deusch Bag by Kevin April 10, 2004

Deutsche Bag 

A German or Dutch person, usually male, often moving in groups of 3 or 4, generally autochthonous to Stuttgart or Rotterdam, whose love of Kraft Werk and efficient industrial production do little to obfuscate their unpopularity in social circles outside of their own.
While shopping for butt-plugs in a Stuttgart suburb, Karl was attacked by a group of dirty Deutsche Bags and kicked in the back.
Deutsche Bag by Jambone March 27, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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