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A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?

by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
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A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez March 18, 2014
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Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.
Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.
by Shareeb4Prez March 04, 2010
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1. A person who believes the Internet will save all the current major socio-political and economic problems of the world and unite everyone under one system. 2. One who practices "ecommunism."
Bill: If Al Gore invented the Internet, doesn't that make him the first ecommunist?
Ted: Perhaps, but I believe Bill Gates is better suited to lead the Ecommunist Party advanced in his level of ecommunism than Al.
by Shareeb4Prez August 06, 2009
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When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.
Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.
by Shareeb4Prez October 27, 2011
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Any guy who goes into a bar with the intention to make friends with strangers, eventually sit at their table, have a few drinks, then sneak out early and put his drinks on the strangers' tab before they notice.
Random Guy: Hey guys, nice talking with ya! I've got to run, so I'm going to go pay my tab and be on my way.

Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!

(20 minutes later)

Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
by Shareeb4Prez September 10, 2009
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The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.
Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.

Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
by Shareeb4Prez September 23, 2009
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