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Any guy who goes into a bar with the intention to make friends with strangers, eventually sit at their table, have a few drinks, then sneak out early and put his drinks on the strangers' tab before they notice.
Random Guy: Hey guys, nice talking with ya! I've got to run, so I'm going to go pay my tab and be on my way.
Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!
(20 minutes later)
Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!
(20 minutes later)
Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
by Shareeb4Prez September 11, 2009
Get the Joe York mug.The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.
Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
by Shareeb4Prez September 23, 2009
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Get the BFYF mug.When a person working in a multi-story office with a basement (usually a skyscraper) chooses to use the basement bathroom for "number two" or "dropping bombs" instead of using the floor he or she works on.
Hence, to bomb the base.
A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."
Hence, to bomb the base.
A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."
Derek: Hey, do you want me to drop off your mail?
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.
by Shareeb4Prez December 23, 2009
Get the Bomb the Base mug.This person is such a big schmuck, that he or she will watch the movie "Super Size Me," a documentary about a man who eats McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 30 days and nearly dies, and is turned on to eat McDonald's.
In other words, it is your fat friend (or you) who loves McDonald's so much that he or she will eat it at the drop of a hat. All you must do is say the word: McDonald's.
In other words, it is your fat friend (or you) who loves McDonald's so much that he or she will eat it at the drop of a hat. All you must do is say the word: McDonald's.
Clayton was at work and had a customer whose last name is McDonald. Within 10 minutes after dealing with his customer he drove to McDonald's and ordered a double quarter pounder meal with no onions and pickles. McDonald's.
Did you see a movie that proves McDonald's is not healthy to eat?
I bet you're hungry. If so, consider yourself a McIdiot.
Did you see a movie that proves McDonald's is not healthy to eat?
I bet you're hungry. If so, consider yourself a McIdiot.
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
Get the McIdiot mug.1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas).
2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.
2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.
1. (two average Joes on Main Street)
John: I diversify my investments by spreading my dollars across many stocks.
Steve: Don't you realize you're gambling?
John: My stock broker says I'm not gambling.
Steve: Technically you're not gambling, but your stock broker is.
2. (two brokers on Wall Street)
Trever: Did you hear apple supply is up this year?
Dave: Sell! Sell! Sell!
Tever: But you didn't let me finish my ...
Dave: Buy! Buy! Buy!
John: I diversify my investments by spreading my dollars across many stocks.
Steve: Don't you realize you're gambling?
John: My stock broker says I'm not gambling.
Steve: Technically you're not gambling, but your stock broker is.
2. (two brokers on Wall Street)
Trever: Did you hear apple supply is up this year?
Dave: Sell! Sell! Sell!
Tever: But you didn't let me finish my ...
Dave: Buy! Buy! Buy!
by Shareeb4Prez February 23, 2009
Get the Wall Street mug.A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
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