n. Choker.
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
by Shareeb4Prez August 05, 2008
A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.
Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
by Shareeb4Prez September 24, 2009
When a person working in a multi-story office with a basement (usually a skyscraper) chooses to use the basement bathroom for "number two" or "dropping bombs" instead of using the floor he or she works on.
Hence, to bomb the base.
A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."
Hence, to bomb the base.
A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."
Derek: Hey, do you want me to drop off your mail?
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.
by Shareeb4Prez December 24, 2009
by Shareeb4Prez June 26, 2009
During anal intercourse, the inserter urinates, releasing from the receiver's anus a combination of urine, blood and feces.
Trevor couldn't reach orgasm during condom-less anal sex because of his need to urinate, thus his release of urination into Ashley, causing the Adams chili rainbow.
by Shareeb4Prez February 23, 2008
When a person first signs up for Twitter and they receive automatic replies from established users whose generic messages at first appear unique.
Joe: At first I thought Kanye West sent me a "thank you" for following his Twitter account. But after finding out it was a generic response, I was just twitillated!
Randy: Yeah, that's why you don't use Twitter.
Randy: Yeah, that's why you don't use Twitter.
by Shareeb4Prez September 11, 2009