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1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.
2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!
2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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(meanwhile in pm)
thedudette: you see bradass? is he a narc?
victor: I think so. The ghetto slang looks suspicious.
thedudette: hmmm. looks like a zenjiro.
victor: Let's let him down easy so he doesn't troll us.
(meanwhile in pm)
thedudette: you see bradass? is he a narc?
victor: I think so. The ghetto slang looks suspicious.
thedudette: hmmm. looks like a zenjiro.
victor: Let's let him down easy so he doesn't troll us.
by Shareeb4Prez July 28, 2010
Get the zenjiro mug.Like a Power Nap, when you have no time to waste and squeeze out a turd as fast as possible. Unlike other suggestions, this dump is normally performed at work, often with the consumption of fast food.
Tom couldn't hold the prairie dog while closing the deal, so he lied to the customer about "blowing his nose" so he could take a power dump!
by Shareeb4Prez February 28, 2011
Get the Power Dump mug.Any guy who goes into a bar with the intention to make friends with strangers, eventually sit at their table, have a few drinks, then sneak out early and put his drinks on the strangers' tab before they notice.
Random Guy: Hey guys, nice talking with ya! I've got to run, so I'm going to go pay my tab and be on my way.
Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!
(20 minutes later)
Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
Group of Strangers: All right! Take it easy!
(20 minutes later)
Stranger 1: Hey! That one guy put his drinks on my tab!!! WTF!!!!
Stranger 2: Oh shit. What a Joe York.
by Shareeb4Prez September 11, 2009
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Get the BFYF mug.Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.
Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.
Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.
Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.
by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010
Get the Change Fiddler mug.A phrase used by actor Charlie Sheen to describe a plethora of feelings and attitudes. Can be used for both expressing excitement and joy, or used to answer a question.
Example A
(Charlie Sheen receives a suprise)
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
Example B
Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.
(Charlie Sheen receives a suprise)
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
Example B
Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.
by Shareeb4Prez March 18, 2011
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