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deustchbag

A German douchebag.

Pronounced "doich bag".

"Look at Hans dancing in his skin-tight, silver tee shirt and black jeans, what a goof."

"Yeah, that guy is such a deustchbag!"
deustchbag by Big Herm October 3, 2006
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Deutschbag 

(pronounced doysh-bag) An insult used AGAINST German people. The word is derived from the german word for german, Deutsch, and the english insult Douchebag, and is used in the same sense as douchebag, but exclusively to Germans.
Steve: What Do you think of the new kid?
Bob: oh you mean that German kid with the ego?
Steve: Yeah, him.
Bob: Oh, Total Deutschbag.
Deutschbag by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

Deutschbag 

Wow, that Dillon Clayton is a Deutschbag for sure. It's not even fair. *snap* *snap* *snap*.
Deutschbag by Joe Van May 1, 2009

dutchbag 

Douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an Amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the World Cup.
Look at that fucking dutchbag... not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink Izod with a popped collar while talking WAY too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.
dutchbag by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

Deutschebag 

Dieter is such a Deutschebag for burgling Helmut's Hefeweizen.
Deutschebag by Da Reg May 13, 2009

Deutschbag 

Arrogant, self-absorbed jerk who drives an expensive German car. Most offenders drive higher end BMW's or Audis. See also "Cock" as described by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson.
That Deutschbag tailgated me for five miles, then blasted around me and cut me off!! In a school zone!! I hope his A6 gets hit by a semi!!
Deutschbag by The Real Stroker Ace February 23, 2014

Deutschbag 

Claus just stole my Weinershnitzel. Man, he sure is a deutschbag
Deutschbag by JimmyJonJames June 2, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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