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deusche by tristan1301 November 2, 2008
deusche bag
Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.
Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."
Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008
Deusche-Nozzle
1. A Deusche-Nozzle (alt. deuschenozzle) is a person who, while in a dialogue, or community based monologue, goes against the social mores of how to respond, esp. with regards to sarcastic jokes.
2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.
3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..
2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.
3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..
The facebook profile for God was hilarious until some deusche-nozzle went and ruined it with religious zealotry which inevitably lead to atheistic imperialists.
Deusche-Nozzle by Vladeon December 15, 2008
deusche fag
(playing paintball) wow that guy is the only one left on our team and he's just camping like a deusche fag.... we'll never win.
deusche fag by chicagotribune February 16, 2009
Deusche Baggery
1. The process of acting like a deusce bag ( to behave like a bag of deushce)
2. Not somewhere youd like to work
2. Not somewhere youd like to work
Deusche Baggery by Po Ivey September 11, 2008
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