deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

by burstroc December 11, 2006

deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deusche

Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.

Your a deusche-bag Mark.

by Max August 5, 2004

deusched

a bag or bottle inserted into the vagina to make it not stink...

She smells like she hasnt deushed in 4 days.

Jack: Tina sasid she deusched yesterday!
Liam: Is that why she smells like vinegar?

by kennedymckay April 29, 2009

deusche

A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"

stupid bitch, deusche can be spelled both ways

by tristan1301 November 2, 2008

deusch

a nickname for a device used to clean out the vagina.

Marc N. is a Deusch.

by B. Strauss February 3, 2005

this is deusche

Phrase used to convey boredom, frustration, or general apathy about a situation or place.

Two guys go to a club, only to find that there are hardly any females and tons of guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, this is a fucking sausauge fest.

Guy #2 : Yeah. This is deusche. I'm out.

by blackholepcs July 10, 2009