Deusche-Nozzle

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1. A Deusche-Nozzle (alt. deuschenozzle) is a person who, while in a dialogue, or community based monologue, goes against the social mores of how to respond, esp. with regards to sarcastic jokes.

2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.

3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..

The facebook profile for God was hilarious until some deusche-nozzle went and ruined it with religious zealotry which inevitably lead to atheistic imperialists.

Deusche-Nozzle by Vladeon December 15, 2008

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deuche nozzle

The nozzle on a deuche kit.

Dude, Chris is such a deushe nozzle.

deuche nozzle by D-Noz October 30, 2003

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deuche nozzle

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.

Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!

deuche nozzle by BrewCrewLove April 15, 2007

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Dousche Nozzle

Dirtier than a dousche bag, a low life, a piece of shit useless person, scumbag.

That bitch Sherrill is a fuckin dirty dousche nozzle, she aint good for shit.

Dousche Nozzle by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

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Duschenozzle

Duschenozzle is the word dusche with nozzle at the end. It is put there to make it sound cooler. It is used as an insult to make fun of people.

"Don't tell me what to do you Duschenozzle" or "Shut up you Duschenozzle"

Duschenozzle by The Straight-edge Savior February 6, 2010

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Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.

That guy is such a douschenozzle

Douschenozzle by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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