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Deuscheled 

Verb.

To practice, attempt to practice, or offer to practice a state regulated profession without a license.

To speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

To be the recipient of expensive cologne, shoes, and food as a 21-27 year old man to visually stimulate a hidden sexual deviant.
“Wasn’t that work finished years ago? No man, you got Deuscheled.”
“I really thought he was a licensed professional, but he was just Deuscheling us the whole time.”
“Yo, are those the new yeezys on my desk? These are nice! Before I put these on, do you think I’m getting Deuscheled?”
Deuscheled by RonMexico27 October 29, 2021
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DeuscheTerd

Combination of Deusche Bag and a Terd. Kinda like a Dick Head but not as mean. More like a tool and Nerd but way worse.
Stan told on us for skipping Calculus to go to a bar and he is as a DeuscheTerd for not knowing in college you can skip and drink.
DeuscheTerd by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019
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deusched 

a bag or bottle inserted into the vagina to make it not stink...
She smells like she hasnt deushed in 4 days.

Jack: Tina sasid she deusched yesterday!
Liam: Is that why she smells like vinegar?
deusched by kennedymckay April 29, 2009

Deschele 

A loveable dork,with a great since of humor.People named Deschele usally dance well on bar tops drink beer out of red white and blue cans,and are generally fun to hang with.
I saw Deschele doing the pee wee dance on the bar last night.
Deschele by t2fast February 5, 2010

deuschel 

A Deusche Bag's Satchel.
"See that hipster with a wooden scooter?"

"Yeah, check out his leather deuschel."
deuschel by Crypto1212 March 19, 2013
Cleaning your bottom so you can properly bottom
Dawn, a self proclaimed bottom, rinsed his bottom out and deusched before he had the best grindr hookup ever.
Deusched by Fit Lesbian May 22, 2026
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