A human-feline game in which the
furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic
bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous
old thug. It is all one to him.
Every morning I
utter a prayer of thanks that I am a
citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my
tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.