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Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.
Your a deusche-bag Mark.
deusche by Max August 5, 2004
A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"
deusche by tristan1301 November 2, 2008

deusche bag 

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.
Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

Deusche-Nozzle

1. A Deusche-Nozzle (alt. deuschenozzle) is a person who, while in a dialogue, or community based monologue, goes against the social mores of how to respond, esp. with regards to sarcastic jokes.

2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.

3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..
The facebook profile for God was hilarious until some deusche-nozzle went and ruined it with religious zealotry which inevitably lead to atheistic imperialists.
Deusche-Nozzle by Vladeon December 15, 2008

deusche fag 

an uncommon slang term for an idiot
(playing paintball) wow that guy is the only one left on our team and he's just camping like a deusche fag.... we'll never win.
deusche fag by chicagotribune February 16, 2009

Deusche Baggery 

1. The process of acting like a deusce bag ( to behave like a bag of deushce)

2. Not somewhere youd like to work
Guys lets stop this Deusche Baggery.....Cant we all get along?
Deusche Baggery by Po Ivey September 11, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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