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Destache 

To remove mustache or facial hair

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James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.
Destache by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019

Despashito 

Nickname that Despacito haters give that song.
I don't like despashito.
Despashito by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
An alteration of "destash," which means to clean out your accumulated crafting supplies and pass them to others. This is usually accomplished by selling the supplies at a bargain price. Used mostly among crafters on etsy.com.

Not to be confused with "destache," which is to remove a mustache.
Etsy Listing: "Detash sale, Lot of 20 embellishments!"
detash by HiddenPaw June 23, 2011
To hide or put objects in an area. Normally these objects will be hidden in many areas.
He distashed many eggs in the garden during easter.
Distash by ælyx November 2, 2023

destashe 

For a woman to remove her facial hairs, or remove her stashe.
Man, she should have destashed before she left the house.
destashe by Charles A. January 5, 2008

destashing

A nonsensical word used repeatedly in the etsy community to describe an event that is neither enforceable or provable.
Apparently it is permitted to engage in destashing, but making a profit is not permitted or encouraged: after all, you have a problem for being a hoarder and compulsive bead collector anyway.
destashing by Bad Beadseller December 14, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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