Listing

verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person

Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!

by ListingAgent July 03, 2021

Listing

The act of leaning or swaying to one side.

Yo diggity dawg, you are listing to the left don't fall over!

by Only One Who Says This March 06, 2019

Listing

The process of getting drunk off listerine or any other type of mouthwash containing small amounts of alcohol.

Johnny's listing right now!

by wwwdubz January 01, 2017

on a list

When the government is monitoring you because of a internet post with one idea in mind, however the post was misinterpreted as something absolutely different, usually regarding crime, violence, politics or terrorism.

Blogger: "The party last Thursday was the bomb! That white house with the killer sub woofer really started a revolution. Even the President should be impressed!"
CIA agent: "Thursday, Bomb, White House, Killer, Revolution, President"
Blogger: "I'm on a list now, aren't I?"

by P128265546 January 26, 2018

On The List

What you say to “low-key” tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.

1.) “Hey watch out kids, I’m pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.”

2.) “I’m supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that I’m on the list.”

by Bruh_Theory May 24, 2019

that list

you are on that list when you have a STD

Soulja Boy's Song "That List" man i really wanted to talk this girl she so fine but then she got picked up by the clinic she must be on "that list"

by Mimi aka TJ April 08, 2008

The List

Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.

All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!

by Gecko October 30, 2004