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scrotal descension 

(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)

1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.

2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.
Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.

Eidolonic ascension/descension experience 

What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.

Descendinebria 

Sheena, if you don't take off your high-heels, you will descendinebria.
Descendinebria by Dragonfly Smile September 10, 2011

descending 

1. To move from a higher to a lower place; come or go down.
2. To slope, extend, or incline downward.
3. To come from an ancestor or ancestry.
4. To come down from a source; derive.
5. To pass by inheritance.
6. To lower oneself.
7. To proceed or progress downward, as in rank, pitch, or scale.
8. To arrive or attack in a sudden or an overwhelming manner.
1. I descended down the spiral staircase.
2. “A rough path descended like a steep stair into the plain” (J.R.R. Tolkien).
3.He was descended from a pioneer family.
4.A tradition descending from colonial days.
5.The house has descended through four generations.
6.“She, the conqueror, had descended to the level of the conquered” (James Bryce).
7.Titles listed in descending order of importance; notes that descended to the lower register.
8.Summer tourists descending on the seashore village.
descending by Psychosis November 10, 2005

Descending Dick 

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".
Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.
Descending Dick by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016

declension 

The reason I fucking failed Latin
john: i hate latin
jean: pourquoi?
john: it has like 5 declensions, three genders, several cases
jean: je suis d'accord
declension by iBenqal May 12, 2022
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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