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john: i hate latin
jean: pourquoi?
john: it has like 5 declensions, three genders, several cases
jean: je suis d'accord
by iBenqal May 12, 2022
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declension

the series of steps in someone or something's downfall. aka the great descent of something that was once renowned or prominent.
"Boy those f*cking steroid scandals were really the declension of the MLB."

"Damn, the declension of Mike Tyson was started when he bit off Holyfields ear, but finished when he acted in 'The Hangover'."

"I'll tell you what, the declension of young white men, himself, sits in the oval office twittling his thumbs on the fact that he and his BETTER HALF attract more women than a fucking big dick festival."
by fuckyourselv12 May 28, 2009
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Declension

What your bung hole does after leaving the vehicle driven by an erratic crazy driver.
“Wow, my body is going through serious declension after riding with dad!”
by Caspie104 January 22, 2023
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Miner's Declension

Under every trans-presentation/pronoun-demand, there's a man drowning in compulsive murder-suicide ideation, and trying to drag you into it as well.

Under the #CMSI, that is, under the screaming about "Trans Genocide!" and "Trans Suicide!", is a lonely and confused boy experimenting too freely with anal masturbation, auto-dildoing, hypno-sissy porn, etc.
The process of making explicit the links from Pronouns, to #CMSI, to Anal Masturbation, is called "Miner's Declension."
"Please use my preferred pronouns, blah/blah and blah."
"No. You need to stop your auto-dildoing/anal penetration/fail-boy/power-girl / sissy-hypno-porn fantasizing.

And if you can't do that, you need to keep it to yourself.
When people ask me for money, it's OK to say no.
When people bring their sexuality too close to me, it's OK to say no.

Your pronoun-demands are part of your unresolved sexual-identity formation issues, and you need to work on them privately with your therapist and group.
"But I'm JUST ASKING FOR MAH PRONOUNS!"
"It's never "just mah pronouns." Under the pronouns is #CMSI, and under that is a lot of deeply perverted sexuality and unresolved gender-formation issues that I don't want any part of. Miner's Declension is short and simple way of UNPACKING what's driving the pronoun-demands."
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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scrotal descension

(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)

1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.

2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.
Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.
by kLaw the courteous March 10, 2010
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decession

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!
by flacker April 3, 2009
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depension

example: it depends on the depension. in otherwords, the situation.
do u eat salads? it depends on the depension.
by jani fuller April 7, 2004
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