Derpie’s 

Derpie’s is a word for dog herpies. A Derpie is one or more zits around a dogs mouth.

My dog contacted Derpie’s from a dirty dog in the neighborhood. Always watch your dogs and teach them about safe play at the park.

Derpie’s by UDOWATUDOUGETWATUGOT March 11, 2023

Derpee Slurpee 

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel

Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!

Derpee Slurpee by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021

Derpies 

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

Derpies by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Derpies 

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

Derpies by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

derpiesaurus 

A dinosaur that is everything derp. A derpiesaurus is created when you mix Herp DNA with a Derp DNA. When the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying Herp da Derp. It sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.

Derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. Some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. Other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on LSD or shrooms. Scientists are still unsure of its existence though

man 1: I didn't know africa had white people living on it!

man 2: ... DUDE LOOK OVER THERE

man 1: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT?

man 2: OH MY FUCKING BALLS! ITS A FUCKING DERPIESAURUS. FUCK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!

derpiesaurus by SOMEONE YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNO October 4, 2011

Derpies 

A highly contagious disease originating from John Lane.
This disease is spread through acts of sheer stupidity, and there is no known cure.

Dammit, John touched me funny style and now I have da derpies

Derpies by RamstainAU September 26, 2010

Derpies 

(noun) 1. the unfortunate condition of permanent ugliness whose contorted nature is often misconstrued with the common phenomena of "herp-derping"
2. a title for someone who is often seen "herp-derping," whether in photographs or in real life
3. a good way to troll, or fool, others into admitting to embarrassing and most likely untrue diseases

1. Jake: "Dude, what's up with Todd's face?"
John: "I don't know man, he looks like he's herp-derping."
Todd: "Herrrrrrrrp, I have derpies."

2. Sam: "You ever notice how Todd is always derping in pictures?"
Chris: "Yeah, it's weird, I wonder if he has derpies."
Todd: "Herrrrrrrp, I have derpies."
Sam: "You don't say...."

3. Troll: "Herp, I have derpies."
Victim: "Oh yeah? Well, derp, I have herpies."
Crowd: "Booh!" "Get off the stage!"
Victim: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...!"

Derpies by githeroter December 7, 2012