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The true definition of a champion. In his early days he was an all star quarterback that would have shattered all records if his teammates didnt suck so bad. he threw the ball like he was having a seizure with a red pigeon glued to his head that almost looked like a red mohawk and symbolized the top of a spartans helmet because "this is sparta". hios senior year he was homecoming king but he didnt even go to homecoming becasue he was preparing for the next game so that maybe his team could win for once.
Today though he has a bald douche and is a head coach of a football team. too bad his team doesnt care and they all suck. none of them go hard at all and deserve to be punished with 5 hour practices full pads everyday. its clear none of them want to win as bad as he does. hes a football player and dont forget it. he walks thorugh the hallway and doesnt move for anyone. hell run you over going full speed everywhere. if u dont go full speed youll get hurt which is a main cause for injuryies on his team along with putting water in the gas tank. tape? thats for broken bones. and if you have a bruised tailbone your just a pussy and arent as tough as him.
However, Hes sitll looking for his protege to be just like him and be the toughest baddest football player on earth.
Too bad hes still not in his glory days going 0-10 in his hay day at the helm.
"You guys suck, I make all the cals and you guys just do what you want." - Derosa
derosa by firecrotchet29 February 20, 2009
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Derkshank 

Noun - A term of abuse. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.

Verb - To shank with derk. A contraction of the words 'derkhead' and 'shank'.
Shu hut yuh muh Chrissyole ya derkshank.
Derkshank by Derkshank February 11, 2009

DerShawn 

DerShawn is a sexy ass nigga who doesn’t take shit from people, also DerShawn is someone who believe in general equality. The final example is that DerShawn is a person who keep it 100 for you.
DerShawn by @Dkendell2020 March 26, 2020
That’s girl is Deosha
Deosha by Deosha June 6, 2021

you got derosa'd 

You got served. You got played. Just when you think you are friends - watch out. You will get Derosa'd.
Ooooo snap! You got Derosa'd.
The most beautiful person since Marilyn Monroe. She's the goofiest person you'll ever meet but can tend to be a bit of a hot head. She's better then most. Except it and move on.
Damn, Deresha look good today!
Deresha by Rshsnsnsi January 11, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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