derosa

The true definition of a champion. In his early days he was an all star quarterback that would have shattered all records if his teammates didnt suck so bad. he threw the ball like he was having a seizure with a red pigeon glued to his head that almost looked like a red mohawk and symbolized the top of a spartans helmet because "this is sparta". hios senior year he was homecoming king but he didnt even go to homecoming becasue he was preparing for the next game so that maybe his team could win for once.
Today though he has a bald douche and is a head coach of a football team. too bad his team doesnt care and they all suck. none of them go hard at all and deserve to be punished with 5 hour practices full pads everyday. its clear none of them want to win as bad as he does. hes a football player and dont forget it. he walks thorugh the hallway and doesnt move for anyone. hell run you over going full speed everywhere. if u dont go full speed youll get hurt which is a main cause for injuryies on his team along with putting water in the gas tank. tape? thats for broken bones. and if you have a bruised tailbone your just a pussy and arent as tough as him.
However, Hes sitll looking for his protege to be just like him and be the toughest baddest football player on earth.
Too bad hes still not in his glory days going 0-10 in his hay day at the helm.

"You guys suck, I make all the cals and you guys just do what you want." - Derosa

derosa by firecrotchet29 February 20, 2009

Derosa

The baddest bitch. Some one you would marry on the soot

Aye bro there goes a derosa right there.

Derosa by Jwilli January 5, 2021

Derosa

The remenent leftover from a shart caused by Cincinnati chili

“I shouldn’t have had that Gold Star for lunch! I just ruined my trousers with a Derosa!

Derosa by KyNick February 7, 2024

DeRosa-like 

Presenting yourself with a subtle attitude of righteous arrogance; Carrying yourself in a way that presents a regal air to your being; Recognized, loved, feared and hated upon by others to some extent.

Bush entered meeting very DeRosa-like, and the audience thinking what they may, adjusted their posture and attitude accordingly in reaction to the DeRosa-like presence before them.

DeRosa-like by Indeed101 May 24, 2006

you got derosa'd 

You got served. You got played. Just when you think you are friends - watch out. You will get Derosa'd.

Ooooo snap! You got Derosa'd.

you got derosa'd by Bullpen Bruiser January 5, 2011

Bryanna Derosa 

Ugly ass hoe

“Bryanna Derosa is an ugly ass hoe”

Bryanna Derosa by bakabaddie_424 May 9, 2022

duty deros 

Older Military term for Duty Ended Return from Overseas aka you are going home!

Hey, I have my duty DEROS orders! Free at last!!!

duty deros by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020