Derfis

A noun used to describe something ugly, rotten, dirty or smelly.

I walked in to see a mess of derfis all over the kitchen.

by Rebel July 19, 2003

deakin derwishing

Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time

Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once

That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!

by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014

derbisol

-a made up drug used for school drug surveys (also known as derb, dirt, DB)
-used to tell if a kid is lying on the survey

"how many times a week do you use Derbisol?
a) 0/ not applicable
b) 1-3
c) 4-5
d) 6-7"

by Taylor530 January 30, 2007

splerv dervish

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

derfing

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Derishus

(Dee-rih-shush) Funny accented way of saying "delicious" usually used when something is beyond the normal form of delicious. Also used when the person making the description is a super-awesome intellectual person.

This soup is derishus

by brightmind July 15, 2009

Derpism

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005