Deafist

A person who discriminates against a person who is hearing impaired or deaf.

Person A: "I hate it when they leave the closed captioning on the TV."

Person B: "Dude, you're such a Deafist"

by FUELLER77 November 4, 2009

Deafist

A term used when discriminating against deaf people, rather like racist and sexist.

"A deaf person can drive a train!"
"HOW?"
"Specially designed train.... you are so deafist!"

by BambiBobo February 21, 2013

Deafstroke

1. A person who loves swedes.
2. Someone who likes calling people monkeys.

Rainor: I love Ikea so much, god bless Ingvar Kamprad

Esbinage: You're such a classic deafstroke

by Brainful March 23, 2021

Deadist

It's like racist, but for dead people.

Person 1: About a zombie Look, she is rotting. She smells like off meat.
Person 2: Don't be so deadist!

by -thenonexisting February 25, 2011

Deifist

noun:
A cult leader or member worshiped or regarded as a God.

A portmanteau of the words 'deify' and 'cultist'.

day-ih-fist

"The Deifist spoke to his followers"

John could not please the Deifist

by The Deifist August 15, 2022

deafster

A person with head phones who puts the music on their ipod to an obnoxiously loud volume, so loud, that everyone around them can hear it.

Guy 1 - "The bus ride home was horrible!"
Guy 2- "Why??"
Guy 1 - "The deafster sitting next to me was a fan of heavy metal, and miley cyrus."
Guy 2 - "That sucks!!"

by Peesedoff November 5, 2010

Defistilator

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.

Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.

by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013