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A person who discriminates against a person who is hearing impaired or deaf.
Person A: "I hate it when they leave the closed captioning on the TV."

Person B: "Dude, you're such a Deafist"
Deafist by FUELLER77 November 4, 2009
Words you can keep
A term used when discriminating against deaf people, rather like racist and sexist.
"A deaf person can drive a train!"
"HOW?"
"Specially designed train.... you are so deafist!"
Deafist by BambiBobo February 21, 2013

Deafstroke 

1. A person who loves swedes.
2. Someone who likes calling people monkeys.
Rainor: I love Ikea so much, god bless Ingvar Kamprad

Esbinage: You're such a classic deafstroke
Deafstroke by Brainful March 23, 2021
It's like racist, but for dead people.
Person 1: About a zombie Look, she is rotting. She smells like off meat.
Person 2: Don't be so deadist!
Deadist by -thenonexisting February 25, 2011
noun:
A cult leader or member worshiped or regarded as a God.

A portmanteau of the words 'deify' and 'cultist'.

day-ih-fist
"The Deifist spoke to his followers"

John could not please the Deifist
Deifist by The Deifist August 15, 2022

deafster 

A person with head phones who puts the music on their ipod to an obnoxiously loud volume, so loud, that everyone around them can hear it.
Guy 1 - "The bus ride home was horrible!"
Guy 2- "Why??"
Guy 1 - "The deafster sitting next to me was a fan of heavy metal, and miley cyrus."
Guy 2 - "That sucks!!"
deafster by Peesedoff November 5, 2010

Defistilator 

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.
Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.
Defistilator by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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