Depreshan 

A seemingly perpetual state of periodic melancholy.

I'm always in depreshan

Depreshan by PranJayStorm March 17, 2023

depreshun 

fake depression

Girl 1: Melody Gay said she suffers from crippling depression
Girl 2: Yeah, depreSHUN tehehe xD

depreshun by exposed_2020 February 6, 2017

Depresbian

Coined by punk guitarist Frank Iero in a tweet. Means to be depressed and a lesbian

“Omg they are such a Depresbian”
“I identify as a Depresbian”

Depresbian by EmoGayShit February 8, 2021

deershank 

The process by which someone is stabbed with a deer's antlers. The said deer is usually attached to a stick. Commonly used as a punishment to loosing superbingo

Winners get bookwiches. Loosers get Deershanked.

deershank by Reiff January 8, 2009

depresungy

hungry and depressed

Oh that guy is depresungy

depresungy by eclpse February 15, 2021

Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

deprestapated 

When depression causes constipation.

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.

deprestapated by singinjobanana June 19, 2009